A Table?
It's funny how much we can get out of context.
We arrived at a restaurant and the hostess asked us, “Is a table OK?” The alternative, as we could obviously see before us, was a booth. But sometimes it's fun to ignore the context and just to run with the content offered.
“A table would be great!” cried Abby. “We'd hate to have to stand and eat.”
The best part was when the hostess couldn't make sense of the answer.